whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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