Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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