Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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