Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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