I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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