I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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