I got chris browned last night
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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