Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I forget how to act sober
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