Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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