Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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