I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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