I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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