sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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