talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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