ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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