I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket