I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.