she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Boobs are out for the taking
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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