Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
What changed your mind?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.