So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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