I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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