whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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