She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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