ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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