kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
