im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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