Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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