you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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