I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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