none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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