I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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