if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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