Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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