So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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