there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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