Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I forget how to act sober
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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