they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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