we're blogging at a bar
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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