literally had 100 drinks last night.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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