i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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