No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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