I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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