i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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