Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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