i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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