My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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