It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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