i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It's official drugs can't kill me
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
