Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
