I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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