You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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