your thong is hanging out like whoa
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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