Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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