Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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