So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I am one with the molecules
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
