tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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