I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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