Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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