3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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