she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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